elephant stew

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 24-Apr-2009 19:00:39

A Recipe for Elephant Stew

2 Rabbits (Optional)
1 Elephant, Medium Size
Salt & Pepper to taste
Brown Gravy

1. Cut elephant into small bite-sized pieces. This should take about two months.

2. Add enough brown gravy to cover.

3. Cook over kerosene fire for about four weeks at 465 degrees.

This will serve 3800 people.

If more are expected, two rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as some people do not like to find a hare in their stew.

Post 2 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Friday, 24-Apr-2009 21:50:32

Lol! It's cute. Quite amusing. Like it.

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 24-Apr-2009 23:58:30

Hahaha!

Tried it, tastes like shit.

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 25-Apr-2009 2:05:37

lol; great one!

Post 5 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Saturday, 25-Apr-2009 12:09:38

lol good one.
Hey its bob. Glad to see ya around again.

Post 6 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Saturday, 25-Apr-2009 20:23:42

hahaha, it is cute

Post 7 by Mlynwei (Last word? Gimmie the first!) on Sunday, 26-Apr-2009 4:32:27

Lol, but I prefer rhinoceros myself.

Post 8 by Thunderstorm (HotIndian!) on Sunday, 26-Apr-2009 6:03:18

and if you want the gravy to be more waterish, add a camel with it. lmao.

Raaj.

Post 9 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Monday, 27-Apr-2009 18:38:09

aww poor rabbits. lmao

Post 10 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Saturday, 02-May-2009 14:34:40

If you're expecting to feed 5 thousand, throw in a killer whale.